Tuesday, January 30

Luck and time is all I need!

I finished work at 5am and started again at 8am... you think I have time to write here??? Do you ? DO YOU?

I am clasping a jacket potato and have wet hair as had no time to dry it this morning. After gulping a bottle of water I shall return to my hiding where I feel safe --- the library! Shiver!!

And this is all topped off this evening with a visit to a man (remaining namelsss) who this morning missed his flight due to "problems at customs"! Im scared!!

Wish me luck!

Friday, January 26

Excited biologists loose light!

I was writing one of my assignments this morning and I was appauled at the following:

...in an excited state and looses light as it returns to the ground state...

It doesn't...unlike time light can't be lost... com'on biologists even you must have heard about energy transfer...conservation...no? ...oh dear! Not only that but the reason I worte this blasphemy was that I had 2 seconds before read a similar sentance in a published journal! Oh dear! Oh dear oh dear!

As if this was not enough I then replaced the word lost with emitted which understandably made me happy, but what did not make me happy was that I felt I could not change the word light to photon energy or something along these lines as it would be ambiguous and frowned upon!

Why oh why do I feel this way? It can't possibly be that I am a physical scientist afterall... can it?

Oh well having transfered to Bioscience I'm looking forward to next becomming excited because it seems...

...Excited biologists loose light!

What happened to the other 7 bongs?

On a less scientific note...

I was walking to the library this morning wondering what to blogg about, and the clock tower struck 2. All very well but to the best of my knowledge it was 9 am...Now what would Big Ben have to say about that?

I want to know...

...What happened to the other 7 bongs?

The Emmathy law of time annhilation!

Ok so Einstein was a pretty cool guy and I respect his science, but the saying is "if only I had more time". I never heard someone say " I would if only I had less time" as would happen if time was truely dilated.

Yeah I know we're not travelling at light speed bla bla bla... but I think I'm gonna come up with the "Emmathy law of time annhilation". Something along the lines of ...

"For every force that provides you with things to do, there is an equal and opposite force that contracts the time in which you have to do it"

...which will possibly, after later experimentation have an addition clause:
"The rate things get done is inversly proportional to the rate of time contraction"

In other words I apologise for my severe lack of blogging but time has been busy annhilating. In fact, by writing this post I have added another thing to my list ...keep up with blogg... and that in itself is causing time to annhilate!


All is just more proof of

The Emmathy law at time annhilation!

(In the name of science if you experience this please add your experimental data to the project and together we can be the next Einstein!)